Doug
03-20-2006, 10:47 PM
Warning: Long read but worth it. Of course maybe you will get to the end and realize it wasn't but you'll be screwed by then because you already read it.
So the other day in my computer programming class, which happens to have a chineese professor, things started to get complicated. I better start by telling you that I am in no way a racist but this man is incapible of understanding the English language. This I do not understand because he can talk in a way that is mildly understandable but he cannot understand English language at all.
Now, I don't pretend know all there is about computer programming, in fact, I know very little. My friend, however, is very good at it. We went to highschool together and us, along with our other friends, had some pretty good practical jokes. Needless to say we both were lost along with the class, which consists of roughly 20 people. My friend finally raises his hand and brings this to Mr. Lee's attention who of course does not understand what he means. His request was simple "Could we please see some code so we can better understand what you are trying to show us" which was met with something completely off base.
So as the class drew on we were silently talking with each other trying to understand what he was teaching when I think he got angry. He called my friend out saying "Do you have something to say?" Well, my friend did have something to say. It wasn't disrespectful or snotty he just reasked his question. This time it was met with a 10 minute speech on respect and something about his kids talking about grades and some other very hard to follow and completely meaningless things.
So we were to write a plan for this next program that we have. A program over the stuff that we are paying him to not teach us because he cannot understand our questions. The following is what I wrote. I may have gone a little too far with the big fancy words and the way I word the sentences but as I said in the title, he messed with the wrong people.
THE PLAN
In commencing this programming assignment, I will first proceed to research a little further on the essentials of linked lists. My perception as to what they truly consist of is indeed mildly cloudy. There is a certain ambiguousness surrounding the meaning of the linked list that I aim to eradicate in its entirety. After the removal of the aforementioned ambiguousness, I will proceed to writing the program. As of this time I am inapt to provide you with an extremely analytical form of just how I will construct this program. My vindication for this indeed goes back to the ambiguousness that unfortunately surrounds the linked list. I will give you my most sincere assurance, however, that I will strive to eliminate this which will, in turn, allow me to eliminate the estrangement that I feel toward the linked list. The linked list is indeed rather perplexing to me. It seems that it could prove quite useful if I learn the proper ways to harness its power. As I previously stated, I apologize for seeming shallow and pedantic as I am really not. I assure you that I am giving this assignment utmost importance in my large agenda and when completed it will be a reflection of my hardest a most diligent work.
Turning it in tomorrow, well see how it goes.
By the way, my friend wrote his like that too. :D
So the other day in my computer programming class, which happens to have a chineese professor, things started to get complicated. I better start by telling you that I am in no way a racist but this man is incapible of understanding the English language. This I do not understand because he can talk in a way that is mildly understandable but he cannot understand English language at all.
Now, I don't pretend know all there is about computer programming, in fact, I know very little. My friend, however, is very good at it. We went to highschool together and us, along with our other friends, had some pretty good practical jokes. Needless to say we both were lost along with the class, which consists of roughly 20 people. My friend finally raises his hand and brings this to Mr. Lee's attention who of course does not understand what he means. His request was simple "Could we please see some code so we can better understand what you are trying to show us" which was met with something completely off base.
So as the class drew on we were silently talking with each other trying to understand what he was teaching when I think he got angry. He called my friend out saying "Do you have something to say?" Well, my friend did have something to say. It wasn't disrespectful or snotty he just reasked his question. This time it was met with a 10 minute speech on respect and something about his kids talking about grades and some other very hard to follow and completely meaningless things.
So we were to write a plan for this next program that we have. A program over the stuff that we are paying him to not teach us because he cannot understand our questions. The following is what I wrote. I may have gone a little too far with the big fancy words and the way I word the sentences but as I said in the title, he messed with the wrong people.
THE PLAN
In commencing this programming assignment, I will first proceed to research a little further on the essentials of linked lists. My perception as to what they truly consist of is indeed mildly cloudy. There is a certain ambiguousness surrounding the meaning of the linked list that I aim to eradicate in its entirety. After the removal of the aforementioned ambiguousness, I will proceed to writing the program. As of this time I am inapt to provide you with an extremely analytical form of just how I will construct this program. My vindication for this indeed goes back to the ambiguousness that unfortunately surrounds the linked list. I will give you my most sincere assurance, however, that I will strive to eliminate this which will, in turn, allow me to eliminate the estrangement that I feel toward the linked list. The linked list is indeed rather perplexing to me. It seems that it could prove quite useful if I learn the proper ways to harness its power. As I previously stated, I apologize for seeming shallow and pedantic as I am really not. I assure you that I am giving this assignment utmost importance in my large agenda and when completed it will be a reflection of my hardest a most diligent work.
Turning it in tomorrow, well see how it goes.
By the way, my friend wrote his like that too. :D