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Blue Cat Buxton
05-20-2005, 12:58 AM
Look at this site... (http://www.holyministry.com/)

Now whilst some of the links don't reall seem to tie in with the topic, if you scroll right down to the bottom you will see...


All Keywords property of Michal Dodson and may not be used by any media without express written permission from
Michal Dodson. These include "Ministry, ministries, Jesus,
Christ, Holy, God, Teaching, Praise, Music,
Christian,sermon,write,
ministry, ministries, Jesus, Christ, Holy, God, Teaching,
Praise, Music,
Christian,sermon,write,god,jesus,christ,saved,sinn er,christian,
clown,clowning,speaking,speaker,preacher,preachers ,meta
tag template,free stuff,blog,blogs,real estate,east
texas,donate,donation,donations,metatag,templates


Just cracks me up

MarkB
05-20-2005, 01:00 AM
Heh, nice find :)

Generalissimo
05-20-2005, 09:21 AM
Stupid Christians...

moonshield
05-20-2005, 10:52 AM
lol, indeed. it looks a like a joke site to me.

MarkB
05-20-2005, 12:39 PM
Sean: not 'stupid christians', but 'stupid Michal Dodson'. Don't paint them all with the same brush ;)

lz83ny
05-20-2005, 01:03 PM
Generalissimo, this could be a tricky question ( hint: your name might have the answer), but why do you generalize all Christians because of one stupid person?

Westech
05-20-2005, 02:54 PM
There are only two things I hate: those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

(From one of the Austin Powers movies)

James
05-20-2005, 03:55 PM
why do you generalize all Christians because of one stupid person?
Cause it's just so damn easy.

Generalissimo
05-21-2005, 01:03 AM
There are only two things I hate: those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

(From one of the Austin Powers movies)



I love the Dutch!



I know I shouldn't be so generalising, but I can't understand how anyone can believe in a supreme being, etc.

lz83ny
05-21-2005, 06:11 PM
I can assure you God does exist!

James
05-23-2005, 12:49 AM
I can assure you God does exist!
I can assure you that God doesn't exist--Touchet.

It'd be a clever way of keyword spamming if search engines were able to recognize humour.

Blue Cat Buxton
05-23-2005, 03:05 AM
It'd be a clever way of keyword spamming if search engines were able to recognize humour.

and sarcasm

michaldodson
03-12-2010, 03:57 PM
Five or six years ago, I had this brilliant idea to copyright several keywords, including
Ministry, ministries, Jesus,
Christ, Holy, God, Teaching, Praise, Music,
Christian,sermon,write,
ministry, ministries, Jesus, Christ, Holy, God, Teaching,
Praise, Music,
Christian,sermon,write,god,jesus,christ,saved,sinn er,christian,
clown,clowning,speaking,speaker,preacher,preachers ,meta
tag template,free stuff,blog,blogs,real estate,east
texas,donate,donation,donations,metatag,templates .

Honestly, I didn't intend to get this much attention for a late-night stroke of genius...seems I've also acquired a new title, "Stupid Michal Dodson."
I guess that's as good as any.

Anyway, yall, sorry to pick nerves...I was just experimenting with SEO.

Michal Dodson

michaldodson
03-12-2010, 04:08 PM
and nothing about the original post was sacrilegious. I am a non-denominational Christian, ...of course, pending the formation of my new denomination. I'll keep everyone updated on which keywords will still remain available for general use.

And of course, you are welcome.


Michal Dodson

michaldodson
03-12-2010, 04:14 PM
At this time, I have no choice but to retain the original keywords for exclusive use on OUR website. The Greater Glory of God Revival Church (http://www.gggrc.com/) will post a clearance on the front page when those keywords are released for general internet use.

A severe fine will be imposed for violation of this order.


Thanks, and God Bless,

Michal Dodson

kanchana19
10-26-2010, 02:29 AM
not much funny...
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